Jokes =)

1

Want to hear two short jokes and a long joke?

Joke. Joke. Joooooooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkke.



2

Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter...

First woman: "My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me"
Second woman: "I know..."
First woman: "How?"
Second woman: "My dog told me."

MY FIRST EMAIL (2n batx)

Hi Lourdes!!

I'm going to talk about myself and you could know more things about me ;)
My name's Alba and I'm 17 years old. I live in Figueres. I have got one brother and a sister they are both older than me. My brother David is 28 and lives in Figueres now but three months ago he was living in Barcelona with his girlfriend and my sister Raquel is 30 and live in Cadiz.

This summer it has been perfect! I've worked in a camping of st. Pere Pescador called "La ballena alegre". There I was a waiter of the self-service. At the begining I didn't be very happy because I didn't want to work and stay all the summer living in the camping but in three days stay there I didn't want leave. I've worked a lot but I've also passed a lot of amazing moments with all the people that I've known.
By-by Teacher! I hope that we pass a good course all together
I had a break of 3 or 4 hours every day and we passed this time on the beach, I relaxed a lot liying on the sand and listening the sound of the waves...
when we have finished to work we went out of party every night! Fantastic moments too!
A lot of workers were from Granollers and when I've finished my summer job I went there because it was the feast of their city. I passed a really enjoy weekend with all of them.

Now I miss them a lot and I'm waiting ancious the next summer to stay every day with them.
In fact this summer it has been the better of my life!




Is impressive the large number of friends I've done there! I'm very happy :)

The summary of the 3rd book

In 3rd term I have read Gladiator:

This History talks about a conflict about a great spanish general called Maximmus and a son of the Troya's king, Marco Aurelio.
After died, the king gave his command post to Màximmus for after his death.
The king died in a battle and when Commodus knew this new became very furious and he throw Maximmus of the Roman empire. Commodus ordered to his generals to kill all of Spanish general's familly.
After this terrible succes Maximmus converted in slave of a trafficker's man and he was obligated to practise of gladiator.
The days passed and Maximmus was convertting the better and stronger slave.
The hisotry finished when the slave's gladiators go to the capital of the Empire, Roma, and fight in the Colisseum with very strong men. Finally Maximmus fight with Commodus and both died.

THE ACROSTIC

Ridding a horse is a knight

Every night he go to the castle to see the princess, One

Day, he come around her and he give a



Red rose to the beautiful princess

Only she missed a kiss of the knight...

Some seconds later the knight kissed her,

Eventually, they get married and lived happy for ever!

WRITING- Too much violence on TV

I think that the children are the principal victims of violence on tv and computer games. It's because they are young and they believe that they know more than they really know. When children watch violence on tv they should think that it is a normal thing and this terrible concept can be for then a routine action.
In computer games the same happens and the children feel identified with the virtual people that only kill.
On the other hand watching violence on tv with parents and after this speaking about the scenes that they have seen can make reflexionated children aware that it's a bad thing.

The world is changing very quikly. Some yeras ago this problem didn't happen and it keeps growing.

In conclusion I think that all this vilence and tv computer games can be the cause of the radical violent people in the future.

MY FIRST PRESENTATION - E-MAIL

Dear Anna Maria


I'm going to explain things about me, so you will know me better.
My name's Alba and I'm 16 years old. I was born in Figueres and I live in this town too. I have got one brother and one sister, they are older than me, my sister's name is Raquel and she's 29 and my brother's name is David and he's 27.
I'm studying in IES Castelló d'Empúries because my best firends are here and I need some changes in my life. Here I feel happier.
Now I'm studying first of batxillerat and I study new subjects like economy, philosofy.. I like it! After my batxillerat studies I'll go to University but I don't know which career I'll study yet. Probably something related to economy.
Like a lot a of teenagers I like going out with my friends, listening to music and I love animals so much too. One of the things that I like to do is sleepping, it relaxes me a lot.

I hope that this mail helps you to know more things about me.


Bye!

THE DESCRIPTION OF A FRIEND

My friend Enric is seventeen yers old, he lives in Vilatenim and in St.Pere Pescador and he has got one brother and one sister. His brother's name's Edu and he's 16 and his sister's name's Helena and she's 10.
He's quite tall and he's 1,83m high. He has got black hair and his green eyes are very expressive and really nice! His lips are streight and his smile is very personal and nice. He has got a little big nose too. From my point of view I find him a sexy person! ;)
His personality is a bit complicated but normally funny. He's a very competitive person, it's for this reason that he is a little big-headed. He thinks about things which he belives that are problems very much!I don't like it.
He likes sport very much and he goes to the gym and moreover he prectises "jujitsu", that it's a type of martial art and a personal protection. Other of this hobbies would be listening to relaxing music while lighting incense and ralaxing.
He likes parties very much too!