Jokes =)

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Want to hear two short jokes and a long joke?

Joke. Joke. Joooooooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkke.



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Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter...

First woman: "My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me"
Second woman: "I know..."
First woman: "How?"
Second woman: "My dog told me."

MY FIRST EMAIL (2n batx)

Hi Lourdes!!

I'm going to talk about myself and you could know more things about me ;)
My name's Alba and I'm 17 years old. I live in Figueres. I have got one brother and a sister they are both older than me. My brother David is 28 and lives in Figueres now but three months ago he was living in Barcelona with his girlfriend and my sister Raquel is 30 and live in Cadiz.

This summer it has been perfect! I've worked in a camping of st. Pere Pescador called "La ballena alegre". There I was a waiter of the self-service. At the begining I didn't be very happy because I didn't want to work and stay all the summer living in the camping but in three days stay there I didn't want leave. I've worked a lot but I've also passed a lot of amazing moments with all the people that I've known.
By-by Teacher! I hope that we pass a good course all together
I had a break of 3 or 4 hours every day and we passed this time on the beach, I relaxed a lot liying on the sand and listening the sound of the waves...
when we have finished to work we went out of party every night! Fantastic moments too!
A lot of workers were from Granollers and when I've finished my summer job I went there because it was the feast of their city. I passed a really enjoy weekend with all of them.

Now I miss them a lot and I'm waiting ancious the next summer to stay every day with them.
In fact this summer it has been the better of my life!




Is impressive the large number of friends I've done there! I'm very happy :)