Jokes =)

1

Want to hear two short jokes and a long joke?

Joke. Joke. Joooooooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkke.



2

Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter...

First woman: "My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me"
Second woman: "I know..."
First woman: "How?"
Second woman: "My dog told me."